1. In the Spanish Parliament Chamber
“Three members of Spain’s governing party have been fined after getting caught looking at pornographic pictures during a debate on domestic violence in Madrid’s regional parliament.
The men were caught out by journalists in the parliament chamber as they looked at pornographic emails.” (reuters)
Lesson: Don’t watch porn if journalists are watching. They snitch!
The Spanish MPs
2. In a Monastery…
“A Benedictine monk has been caught with around 230 pornographic films in his room in a monastery in western Germany.
The discovery was made after the monk was caught trying to steal four gay pornography DVDs from a sex shop in the Bavarian city of Wuerzburg in southern Germany.”
(RTE News)
Lesson: Don’t steal porn, watch it online…
3. At School…
“A teacher accessing pornographic images of boys on a work computer was busted by pupils who spotted the screen through a staffroom window.” (stuff.co.nz)
Lesson: Close the blinds!
Wonder if this is what the teacher looked like…Too bad it was a guy…(source)
4. Don’t make porn… at School!
“UNION COUNTY (WATE) — Students in a drama class at Union County High School were caught recently trying to make a porn movie between classes. “(wate.com)
Lesson: Seriously… stop doing this at school
Hopefully this was the Drama club’s pornstar… (source)
5. School again?! What the hell…
“News reports have picked up a story saying that some high school students with school-provided iBooks have been caught with porn on their portables. The Associated Press has reported that as many as 60 high school students in Henrico County, VA will be looking at suspension for having pornographic material on their laptops. Earlier this year Enrico County made news when it agreed to purchase an Apple iBook for each student. The school maintains an Internet filtering system, but additional security measures will be implemented when the nearly 12,000 iBooks are returned over the holiday break for a scheduled memory upgrade.” (macobserver.com)
Lesson: Stop… or stay away from school
6. In your own home… Never mind you CAN now…
“The High Court on Monday held that privately watching obscene films does not constitute an offence under the Indian Penal Code, and quashed the criminal proceedings that had been launched against three college students.” (Deccan Herald)
Lesson: Watch all you want at home, just close the blinds, and make sure you don’t live in a school, monastery, or with journalists.
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